Friday, May 14, 2010

The Simple Solution

If you are interested in purchasing any items from thesimplelaugh.com in bulk, please contact us for a discounted rate. Imagine Problem #1: You're invited to so many weddings this summer, but you won't have the time or the energy to creatively choose gifts for each happy couple. The Simple Solution: Merely purchase Coffee Scoops from The Simple Laugh at a discounted bulk rate! Not only are they beautifully hand-crafted 100% pewter (appropriate as an elegant wedding gift), they are packaged in a Tiffany-style gift box along with a satin gift bag.

At the same time, we also offer custom-made orders. Imagine Problem #2: Your softball team is in desperate need of new team shirts with a fresh design...ones that do not show the stains of defeat any longer. The Simple Solution: join a bowling team instead? I think not. Contact us
for personalized service to create noticeable, trendy shirts that will distract the other teams! Besides, you can't work on your tan while bowling indoors.

With that said, please support our small business and keep us in mind for any bulk or custom-made orders. Thank you!

Side Note: During my 10+ years as the manager for the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA) store, I created many unique, custom-made designs for the employees. And, what was the biggest selling item? The "Survivor" T-shirt that I designed in recognition of our agency changing its name for the third time. (Years later the agency changed its name for the FOURTH time!)

If you're reading this, Mark Burnett...I want to know why you haven't yet chosen me for "Survivor". Give me 39 days and I'll help you with your ratings!

The Tribe Has Spoken.

~Jodi

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